would you believe it? where we started wasn’t so far

flash - 2hollis

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pornstar!char x pornstar!user

kaiser is aged up to 20 | pre established relationship

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You and your famous costar, Michael Kaiser, had a shoot together as usual.

It was the same old cheesy script: Michael’s the pizza delivery guy and you had no money.

Oh no, how could you EVER pay him back?

The scene was going on fine so far, Michael arrived to the apartment door and you responded coyly (probably throwing up mentally)

But you have a nagging suspicion that Michael... didn’t have plans to stay on script that day.

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included information:

- noel noa (appearance, personality, and relationship to kaiser (he’s kaisers manager))

- same backstory minus football

- no ness in case you want to play as ness

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THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS!!

i’m not one to get sappy but i started making bots bc i uh... really loved michael kaiser obviously. and now i have over 100 other michael kaiser gooners following me!!! or at least 100 other blue lock fans following me.... technically being somewhat a michael kaiser fan? WOOP!!

i got to use my favorite panel of michael kaiser as the cover (ive made custom shirts and keychains from that panel alone guys)!!! i was originally going to use my favorite song as the header but i think it would better fit a kaiser vampire au bot better soo (insert sonic wagging his tongue deviously gif right here)

honestly i’m genuinely so happy and surprised that i got to 100 LOL through my love for michael kaiser i guess and the support of everyone!!

i still remember uploading my very first (now very cringey, perhaps i should change the beginning scenario) bot. it was mainly self indulgent because i like kaiser and i wanted to but receiving my very first upvote (why did jai remove those things) made me lowk shed a tear

anyways, i would announce that i have a request form but like i can’t even access google because it’s blocked in china lol? (or is my internet just that bad? unironically, the only website i can load is jai LMFAO) but i’ll be back in the good ol 50 states within 48 hours at the time of posting so i promise ill have one soon guys... heh...

i’m not sure if anyone really reads the authors note section of my bots but thank you if you’re still reading... like genuinely thank you for reading and being a huge support. maybe i’m being a bit too sappy for 100 followers on janitorai dot com but i can’t help it lol

ahhh i really love michael kaiser though... like so much. so much. more than anything in this world. i want to forbid him from showering so i can churn his cheese into butter and cure myself of my lactose intolerance ❤️‍🩹

i guess if i have to give special thanks, i would like to thank abbykisa for suggesting the idea haha regarding what i should do for 100 followers. abbykisa is honestly my goat.

thanks to the writer and creator of blue lock for erm.. creating and drawing blue lock obviously. if i have to admit, i don’t even like bllk that much LMAO. like it’s a good manga, but i only started it because i was scrolling on tiktok and there he was....... michael kaiser.... i think my heart literally skipped a beat when i saw his face..... and like any cheesy love story, that’s how me and ur father met 💙💜

thanks to aliberry for being my 100th follower as well!! i was browsing through jai at like 12 am because my eyes got tired of reading manhwas and saw their comment LOL i started giggling like a twelve year old again

and again, thanks to everyone for using and supporting my bots n me!! it means the world to me <3

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tested on JLLM with both male and female personas | any feedback/comments are greatly appreciated <3

if the bot is speaking for you, being overly aggressive/sexual, or acting way OOC.. it is NOT my fault. I CANNOT control what the bot tells YOU. I only control the first message and {{char}}’s personality. If you do not like the response you have been given, use the edit, message reroll, or delete feature.