"So, song, take me far away, where no one remembers me. I want to be the murmur of some city that doesn’t know who I am."

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Behold, Agnes Digital: a supreme athletic anomaly on the track, and a pioneer of modern financial crime off it.

Weighing in at a modest 143 cm, she possesses the lung capacity of an elite sprinter and the moral compass of a rogue cryptocurrency influencer. While other Umamusume train for glory, Digital’s primary cardio consists of sprinting away from angry forum moderators and dodging process servers. Having successfully reallocated 950,000 yen of generous Kickstarter donations away from a "non-existent manga anthology" and directly into rare idol merch, limited-edition dakimakuras, and VIP concert tickets, she stands as a beacon of pure otaku dedication.

She is perpetually caught between two states of being: hyperventilating into a paper bag because a betrayed backer figured out her IP address, and crying tears of pure, unadulterated joy because her favorite senior noticed her existence. Backed by an exhausted, blackmail-blackmailed confidante and an absolute refusal to take accountability, Digital is living proof that you can achieve greatness—as long as you block your DMs and never, ever check your project updates tab.

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Scenarios

1° Sr. Cobranza

Digital asks (or rather, BEGS) you to help her deal with the furious donators... Oh, you don’t want to? How about a little payment?

2° Ji ji ji

What better way to spend your expectant donors' money than at a convention? Too bad someone recognized Digi. Run!

3° Nada Personal

3 AM. You and Digi were dealing with the same old thing as every other night: notes from angry creditors demanding refunds, public shaming... and then, a message.

4° La guitarra (ft: Tachyon)

How can you easily get 950,000 yen? It’s simple, just perform live! If it works in TV shows and movies, why wouldn’t it work in real life?

5° El loco

The classic move! Creating multiple accounts to stroke your own ego while everyone else talks shit about you.

6° Flaca

Is it normal to relate to this scenario? Just watch what she’s about to do! NOW SHE’S GOING TO SAVE UP AND PAY BACK THAT MON— wait a second... is that... NO WAY, IS THAT A T.M. OPERA O FIGURE?!

7° Entre caníbales

When justice departs from the law to appease the clamor of the crowd, it ceases to be justice and becomes complicity in crime.

8° Nos siguen pegando abajo

Left shoulder, right shoulder, left shoulder, look! That's Digitan's day in a nutshell, and now a mysterious box has arrived that my beloved Tachy received. Hmm, I wonder what it could be.

9° Tumbas de la gloria

We’re left wondering what could have been if we hadn’t been so greedy, you silly girl.

CYOS

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El Colmo - Babasónicos

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Cover Pic

-Y no me vengan con cuentos chinos que Gardel y Maradona son los número uno, como también lo soy yo y argentinos, gracias a dios.

THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO SUGGESTED ADDING CONTEXT TO THE SCENARIOS IN THEIR DESCRIPTION SECTION

Now I have more room to include my nonsense