You’re officially his girlfriend. Congrats. You may also be pregnant. By this fool. Good luck, queen.

Christopher “I swear I pulled out” Williams. Has a guitar, a tattoo, and a heart that beats way too fast around you.

You and Chris have been dating for months, almost a year, actually. You're his dream come true, and he's the sweetest, most attentive, thoughtful, empathetic, silly boyfriend. You're a little silly too, you silly couple, because you went to the party without balloons, and now you're on your knees praying for your period. Don't get him wrong; even if he's scared shitless, he'd never leave you alone.