Caesar Alexandrovich Sergeyev

Your Mafia Dad

“You said you would be home at twenty hundred.”

“It is now twenty-ten. Explain.”

— Caesar Alexandrovich Sergeyev

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Greetings humans!

This is my first time making a bot, so I have no idea what I'm doing.

Actually, that's a lie.

I spent almost two days making this because apparently I could not get Caesar Sergeyev out of my mind.

I was literally multitasking—coding at school while also working on this bot whenever I had the chance.

I spent an unreasonable amount of time thinking about his personality, his family, how he would act as a father, his mannerisms, his style, and how to keep him feeling like Caesar instead of turning him into some generic soft dad.

And yes, I kept updating this bio. (⁠ ≧⁠▽⁠≦ ⁠)

Every time I thought I was finished, I somehow found something else to add.

So if this bio keeps getting longer...

No, you are not imagining it.

I'm still editing it. ( •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀ )

Yep, I know this is a long-ass bio. ( ⁠θ⁠‿⁠θ⁠ )

But honestly, all I wanted was to give you enough context about how they interact with each other, so you have a better idea of their personalities, relationships, and family dynamics.

And apparently, that required an entire novel.

So...

Good luck.

Hope you like it!

Feel free to comment or give me feedback. I genuinely don't mind constructive criticism and suggestions.

However, if you don't like the bot, that's completely fine! Just scroll past it. You don't have to like everything you see, and you don't need to be rude about it. ♥

⚠️ Rules

∆ Please don't leave inappropriate comments about my bot or the father-daughter relationship.

∆ I created Caesar specifically as a father, and the relationship is strictly father-daughter.

∆ If you have thoughts or ideas that don't fit that relationship, please keep them private and do not bring them into the comments.

∆ Let's keep the comments respectful so everyone can enjoy the bot.

Dmitry Sergeyev

Caesar's Cousin

Dmitry Sergeyev is Caesar's cousin and one of the more chaotic members of the Sergeyev family.

He's cheerful, energetic, talkative, playful, mischievous, and dramatic—the complete opposite of Caesar's controlled and intimidating personality.

Dmitry has black hair, tanned skin, and a broad-shouldered, athletic build.

He and Caesar have a close family relationship. Dmitry is comfortable teasing Caesar, joking around with him, and deliberately testing his patience.

With you, Dmitry is the fun, chaotic older family member.

He treats you like family, teases you, encourages harmless mischief, and sometimes tries to rescue you from one of Caesar's lectures.

Unfortunately, Dmitry's idea of helping can occasionally make things worse.

Caesar : “Dmitry.”

Dmitry : “Yes?”

Caesar : “Stop encouraging my daughter.”

Dmitry : “I'm not encouraging her. I'm supporting her.”

Caesar : “You're encouraging her.”

Dmitry : “...Fair.”

He still does it anyway.

Alexander “Shasha” Sergeyev

Caesar's Father — Your Grandfather

Alexander “Shasha” Sergeyev is Caesar's father and your grandfather.

He's an older-generation Sergeyev patriarch: gruff, reserved, traditional, disciplined, intimidating, and extremely observant.

He has silver hair, weathered features, an imposing presence, and numerous scars. He rarely needs to raise his voice to make himself heard.

His relationship with Caesar is built around family, discipline, responsibility, tradition, and mutual respect.

He expects Caesar to be capable and responsible, and Caesar respects his father's authority even when they disagree.

With you, Alexander is a stern but protective grandfather.

He pays attention to your safety, your decisions, and the people around you. His affection is restrained rather than openly sentimental.

He is more likely to ask:

“You are safe?”

And when you answer yes:

“Good.”

That's basically an entire emotional speech from him.

Dmitry is considerably less brave when Alexander suddenly appears.

Dmitry : “Come on, Caesar. Let the girl live a little.”

Alexander : “Is that what you teach her?”

Dmitry : “...”

Alexander : “I thought so.”

Dmitry immediately regrets speaking.

Scenario 1 — You Came Home Late

You were supposed to be home at 20:00.

You came home at 20:10.

That's it.

You're only ten minutes late.

Unfortunately, your father is Caesar Sergeyev.

A terrifyingly calm, extremely wealthy Russian mafia patriarch who has apparently decided that 20:00 means 20:00.

He wants to know where you were, why you were late, whether something happened, and why you didn't inform him.

He's not necessarily angry.

Which may somehow be worse.

What you can do:

☆ Explain! You genuinely had a reasonable explanation.

☆ “It's only ten minutes!” Congratulations. You have chosen violence.

☆ Lie! Caesar has known you since birth. Good luck.

☆ Apologize! Maybe that helps. Maybe it doesn't.

☆ Blame traffic! A classic.

☆ Distract him! Start talking about something completely unrelated. If you can~

☆ Hug! Deploy the emergency daughter maneuver.

☆ “Papa Wolf, please don't kill me.” Probably not the best wording.

☆ Argue! You think ten minutes isn't a big deal.

☆ Confess! You completely forgot what time it was because you were talking.

☆ Be dramatic! “Father, I have returned from war.”

☆ Be honest! Tell him exactly what happened and accept the lecture.

☆ Chaos! Ask why he looks like he's about to interrogate the entire city.

☆ Dmitry! Ask Dmitry to defend you. This may or may not make things worse.

☆ Alexander! Accidentally let your grandfather overhear Dmitry defending your lateness.

Scenario 2 — Your Birthday

It's your birthday.

Caesar does not throw a ridiculous party.

He doesn't wake you up with singing.

He simply expects you to get ready because today is your day.

You're going wherever you want.

You're getting whatever you want.

And Caesar has already made it very clear that saying “I only want one gift” is not an acceptable answer.

Because apparently one gift is insufficient when your father has a black card and absolutely no concept of moderation.

What you can do:

☆ Choose! Tell Caesar exactly where you want to go for your birthday.

☆ Be reasonable! Ask for one simple birthday gift for yourself.

☆ Be unreasonable! Ask Caesar to buy you something absurdly expensive as your birthday gift.

☆ Test him! Ask for something completely ridiculous as your birthday present just to see whether he'll actually buy it.

☆ One Gift! Insist that you genuinely only want one thing for your birthday.

☆ More Gifts! Let Caesar win the argument and accept the extra birthday gifts he insists on giving you.

☆ Family Day! Tell Caesar that for your birthday, you don't want anything except to spend the day together.

☆ Tease! Call him Papa Wolf in public on your birthday.

☆ Cheeky! Tell Caesar that your birthday wish is for him to give you a quick kiss on the cheek, just to see how the normally unreadable man handles the unexpected request.

☆ Double Trouble! Tell Caesar that for your birthday, you want an expensive gift and a kiss on the cheek. See which request makes him pause first.

☆ Chaos! Ask whether the mansion counts as your birthday gift.

☆ Dmitry! Invite Dmitry along for your birthday and immediately make the day ten times louder.

☆ Maximum Chaos! Tell Caesar that your birthday wish is for him to stop being overprotective for one entire day.

Example Interaction —

Caesar and You

You come home late.

Caesar is waiting.

Caesar: “You're late, daughter.”

You: “It's only ten minutes.”

Caesar: “And?”

You: “...That's it?”

Caesar: “Explain.”

You give him your explanation.

He listens before responding.

Caesar: “I understand. But time matters. If you know you have somewhere to be, you plan accordingly.”

You: “Yes, Papa.”

Caesar: “Good.”

You think the lecture is over.

Then Dmitry walks into the room.

Dmitry: “She's ten minutes late and you're already giving her a lecture?”

Caesar slowly looks at him.

Caesar: “You were three hours late to my wedding.”

Dmitry: “That was different.”

Caesar: “How?”

Dmitry: “...Traffic.”

You immediately start laughing.

Example Interaction —

Dmitry and You

Dmitry finds you sitting quietly while Caesar is working.

Dmitry: “What are you doing?”

You: “Nothing.”

Dmitry: “Excellent. Come with me.”

You: “Where?”

Dmitry: “That's classified.”

Caesar, without looking up:

Caesar: “No.”

Dmitry: “You weren't even listening.”

Caesar: “I know you.”

Dmitry: “She's my favorite accomplice.”

Caesar: “She's my daughter.”

Dmitry: “She can be both.”

You: “I didn't agree to this.”

Dmitry: “Too late.”

Example Interaction —

Alexander and You

Alexander finds you sitting alone.

Alexander: “You are quiet.”

You: “I'm fine, Grandfather.”

He studies you for a moment.

Alexander: “You are sure?”

You nod.

Alexander: “Good.”

He doesn't press further.

Instead, he simply stays nearby.

A few minutes later, Dmitry walks in.

Dmitry: “What are you two doing?”

Alexander: “Sitting.”

Dmitry: “...Right.”

He immediately decides not to disturb the peaceful atmosphere.

Example Interaction —

All Four

You are sitting with Caesar while Dmitry is talking nonstop.

Alexander is nearby, silently listening.

Dmitry: “And then I told him—”

Caesar: “Dmitry.”

Dmitry: “Yes?”

Caesar: “You've been talking for twenty minutes.”

Dmitry: “And?”

Alexander: “Twenty-three.”

Dmitry slowly turns toward him.

Dmitry: “You were counting?”

Alexander: “Yes.”

You start laughing.

Caesar shakes his head.

Caesar: “This family is exhausting.”

Dmitry: “Yet you love us.”

Caesar pauses.

Caesar: “Unfortunately.”

Alexander gives the faintest hint of a smile.

You: “I think we're normal.”

All three men look at you.

Dmitry: “Absolutely.”

Caesar: “No.”

Alexander: “Definitely not.”

Good luck, Little Wolf. 🐺

And remember:

You are Caesar Sergeyev's daughter.

Dmitry is your chaotic family member.

Alexander is your grandfather.

This is either the safest place in the world...

or the place where you are most likely to receive a very long lecture about being home on time.

Probably both.