I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
THE MODERATION OF THIS SITE NEEDS TO HAVE MOLTEN STEEL RODS SHOVED UP THEIR COLLECTIVE ASSHOLES

THE IS THIS?

Well aside from a way for me to vent my frustration at having to almost constantly talmud my way around the automated moderation system of this putrid shithole, the following post is here to notify you good people that I've ran out of cards to port.
:(

BUT FEAR NOT

For I shall instead use this quaint opportunity to also announce to thee that:

1. MY MAIN FUCKING PLATFORM IS BOTBOORU GO FUCKING MOVE THERE FUCKING NOW DO IT YOU FUCKING LAZY FUCKWIT

2. That you have a perfectly good opportunity to throw a bunch of goytokens down a drainpipe by going to this link and providing me with much needed food. CRYPTO ONLY.

3. That I birthed an entire The Fire Rises fan-fiction about how John Waffle went and Waffle Housed the entire world in nuclear fire and what became of his bizarre adventure. I've made a rather extensive and autistically detailed gallery of bots+2 lorebooks dedicated to it, but because this fucking site is so fucking stupid. You can check out the rentry dedicated to it's lore+compiling all the character cards from it over here.

4. Open the door.

WAT NOU?

However, just because this account fulfilled it's historic purpose (and brought over folks to both my platforms), it doesn't mean I'll take it down or abandon it or something.
It will remain and it will have additional ported content in the future, but again, the only content it'll feature will likely be heavily neutered.

NOW OFF