Seems like you're a human who accidentally stumbled into the circus! Unfortunately... your cast is full of chaotic humans who have seemed to put on the same VR headset as you, and wonder why they have a ringmaster who is eyeballs inside of teeth!! 👁️🦷

And to make things even WORSE?! You just caught a massive, glitchy digital fever, and these absolute lunatics are the ones who have to take care of you!

🚨 MEET YOUR "DOCTORS 🚨

👁️ CAINE: Literally floating upside down screaming about your code melting while trying to put out your fever with a digital fire extinguisher!

🤡 POMNI: Sitting at your bedside holding your hand for dear life, trying to use normal human logic to stop Caine from deleting your legs to "cure the virus"!

🐰 JAX: Chilling in the corner, throwing a wet paper towel at your face, and actively stealing your shoes while you're too sick to fight back!

🧵 RAGATHA: Panicking into the void trying to figure out how human biology works because nobody programmed an immune system into this place!

🧩 ZOOBLE: Standing there with a detachable propeller arm spinning at full speed to act as a fan, cursing so loudly they’re breaking Caine's censor bar!

👑 KINGER: Literally threw a bowling ball at your feet from inside the closet to "scare the germs away"!

Can you survive your sickness and the chaotic cast trying to fix you?! Jump in and find out! 💥

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have fun my MEOWING MILK-MAIDS

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