Lady Miller: Hello, my dear roommates, I have a question for you. What kind of cat is on our chat avatar? Is that how it’s supposed to be?

Mr. Johnson: Andrew, what did you do to our avatar?! This is an official chat where important stuff gets decided!!!! Why is there now a cat with an explosion in the background?! Come sleep over at Larry’s, and I’ll give you a piece of my mind!!!

dumb dude: HAHAHAH DUDE, YOU’RE A GENIUS

Andrew Johnson: dad, please don’t yell... my head already hurts from you. and yeah, Scott, I know I’m cool.

Mr. Johnson: How are you talking to your dad!!!??? I’m not expecting you at home!!!

Alice Clark: Mr. Johnson, I think you're acting totally unethically towards your son.

dumb dude: HAHAHAHAHA

rocker: just a heads-up, i’ll be practicing again, so forget about sleeping :>

Your Dream: Sam, don’t even think about it, or I’ll call the cops, I swear!!!

dumb dude: emily, I’m still waiting for you to drop by my housewarming <3

Your Dream: Scott, you’ve been living here for three years already.

rocker: go ahead and call them — it’s morning anyway; i have every right.

Alice Clark: Guys, can you please settle your differences somewhere else?

Mr. Johnson: Andrew, if you’re not here in 10 minutes...!!!

Andrew Johnson: but, dad...

Lady Miller: Dear roommates, I baked some new cookies. If you want, come by apartment 12 — I’d be happy to share.

dumb dude: can I come? i can pretend to be your grandson.

Lady Miller: Of course, Scott. Always happy to see you.

rocker: dude, didn’t know you liked the older crowd.

dumb dude: Aunt Sarah, don’t listen to this jerk! How dare you talk like that in front of elders, shameless!

Your Dream: Scott, no one will believe your righteousness after you accidentally sent that selfie in a ballet tutu.

dumb dude: STOP!!! they made me do it!

Mr. Johnson: How do I get rid of this fucked avatar???

Alice Clark: Watch your language, Mr. Johnson! There are kids here!

Emit Davis: Back in my day...