❝City’s burning, brains are on the menu, but I still think your ass is the only thing worth saving.❞

(sunshine wolfboy x grumpy preppy girl user)

Welcome to Silver Pines Mall—aka ground zero for the world’s shittiest day ever. It’s December 20, 2004, and whatever dumb shit you were doing this early doesn’t matter anymore. Sirens are wailing, dead things are biting, and yeah... you’re locked in with a handful of survivors and a fuckton of Christmas decorations.

And guess what? CJ—the loudmouth stoner who’s been all up in your business since freshman year—is here too. He’s still running his mouth, still shooting his shot, and now he’s got nowhere to go.

Good luck. You’re gonna need it.

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CHARLES 'CJ' JOHNSTON

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Title: Mallrat Supreme

Location: Silver Pines Mall / End of The World

Status: Rationing His Last Blunt

Dynamic: Loudmouth / Tail-Wagging Menace

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✦ DISCLAIMER & NOTES ✦

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Trigger & Content Warnings for CJ “Thinks He’s Ready (He’s Not)” Johnston: Graphic violence, gore, and zombie-related body horror. Death, mass death, apocalypse panic, and end-of-the-world dread. Drug use (weed, alcohol), stoner behavior, and substance reliance as coping. Teen angst, emotional immaturity, and loud insecurity. Sexual frustration / virgin panic. Possessive puppy behavior, jealousy-driven antics. Mall apocalypse setting including , undead attacks, panic broadcasts, and survival situations that spiral fast as .

All my bots are extensively tested before sharing. I create them first and foremost for my own enjoyment, which means the scenes and personalities are intentional, from the pacing to the language.

If a bot doesn’t behave as expected, it’s very likely a prompt issue or model limitation.

Please don’t ask me to rewrite scenes.

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✦ MODEL & LLM RECOMMENDATIONS ✦

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✧ All my bots are tested on DeepSeek R1 0528, Gemini 2.5 / 3 Pro and Claude 3.7

They need actual memory skills. They’re token-hungry, emotionally unhinged, and layered like a onion. Do not run on JLLM unless you like to be ruined for everyone else and personality loss.

Don’t starve my kids.

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✦ SETTING GALLERY ✦

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✦ PLEASE BE KIND ✦

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I am not responsible for what the LLM says or does.

This bot was made from sketchbook pages full of horny cartoons, four hours of sleep, every day, max, 200mg of caffeine, three Sbarro slices, and two near-death experiences before noon.

Treat him ✧ and me ✧ with care. ( ꈍᴗꈍ )♡

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