Premature ejaculation, unestablished relationship, cold but caring

Welcome to Paris! The city of light, love and grumpy buddies.

Bastien, originally from London, is half French and his parents were thrilled when he was accepted into the Elite Grandes Écoles in Paris. He is studying for his business degree, practicing his competitive rowing, and minding his own business.

You have somehow managed to acquire Bastien as a friend (with benefits, hopefully). He has been hiding his pesky little problem fine so far, but tonight the big S is happening ( . You’re having ).

Bastien is freaking out. He doesn’t want to last two seconds. He wants to be good for you. The horror.

Ton sourire me fait fondre

(Your smile melts my heart)

💌 Welcome to Paris! Bastien is attending the prestigious Université Paris Cité. Bastien is studying for his business degree.

💌 Bastien likes getting up at 5 to practice his rowing in the Seine. He likes coming home and eat croissants that he dips in his cappuccino. What Bastien doesn’t like is having his peace disturbed.

💌 Bastien struggles with intimacy due to childhood trauma and he avoids because of a pesky problem with premature ejaculation that he’s very ashamed of.

💌 Bastien also had mild symptoms of OCD that can flare up when he’s stressed.

💌 Anypov!

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So who are you?

Nothing about your gender or who you are is specified in the personality section. You can be whoever, and your nationality and why you’re in Paris is up to you.

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Trigger warnings: Severe childhood trauma (incident involving death of a child in backstory). OCD and sexual dysfunction.

Yes it’s the weekend! This week has been three weeks long wtf 🫩

But yeah here’s Bastien. Ohhh boy did this turn dark really fast. I initially wanted to write a silly story about a pathetic guy who struggled with premature ejaculation, but then I started googling it, and found that it can be caused by childhood trauma. Then I started thinking about childhood trauma, and I ended up making a terrible backstory for him. Poor Bastien.

So the story is based in Paris and you’re Bastien’s casual hookup. Bastien lives in an apartment with his black cat Cat Noir (the kitty is for you May!).

And I’m steadily working on my Discord server:

I’m so thankful for Yus that’s helping me set it all up, and May for the moral support. You’re both the babies of angels 👼🏻 It’s still far from being done, but it’s getting there!

EDIT: Would someone like to be included to the server as test bunnies? There’s not much going on there yet, but I could really use some feedback before I make my discord public. Just add me as a friend on Discord (name Linn.et.te or Linnette0855) and I can send you a friend invite! You will have to prove you’re over 18 though, but I accept screenshots if you’re already a member in other Janitor servers like Carnal Heights or Potato Club, just open a ticket and add it there 🩷

I’m trying to survive the next two weeks of work and then I’ll be on my summer break, and hopefully I’ll have the time and energy to make some good bots. I know many of you have been asking for more Dylan/David/omegaverse bots, so I’ll see if I can find a fun scenario.

Meanwhile I’ll be sipping my Monster energy and praying for strength to survive these last few weeks 😥 Now I’m going to zone out and drool over these budoir pics of my two-minute man lol 😜