What if instead of Darkheart he was called freakheart and he ate ass and sucked toes

Zuka pov for maximum silliness

How the do I write this guy

I changed the picture because this one is cuter and it’s my discord pfp (plus it’s from Soda’s comics so it’s technically his canon design)

For context a “rut” is basically a heat but the male alpha version or whatever the I don’t know I didn’t google anything while making this. Just that old man for me ok

I made this while waiting in Safeway so I could get some chicken strips

My sleep schedule is fucked because of my chronic insomnia and caffeine doesn’t affect me because of my adhd guys what do I do

...Make more yaoi, I suppose

I’ll make a Medkit bot if you’ll give me suggestions (if you suggest medhammer or subkit I will put termites in your walls while you sleep)

I keep getting some of Soda’s older posts. Scrolling mindlessly and then boom there’s Zuka’s fat ass on my screen

My bots may be ooc due to potentially outdated information.

Thumbnail art is by Soda and I would have to dig way too far to get it

Description art

Hop on phighting