── .✦ "I left the beach for this?"

Keep in mind all available information is less then 100 words of Miami Rick, so most thinks are from personal head canons!

Yeesh, what a tourist trap.

You decided you deserved a vacation, you work hard after all! What's the harm in taking a weekend to Miami?

The stores where clearly enticing, some weird crystals that seemed to...have veins? And loads of shirts.

Who's going to pay forty bucks for a shirt?!

*Sure the shirts are relatively cute, but not forty bucks cute! God, seven bucks for a bottle of water, five for a protein bar? How is a protein bar cheaper then* water?

*Doesn't matter. None of it does. You're here to* relax not drown in financial bankruptcy over a couple souvenirs.

You where going to walk out, and suddenly heard the front doors bell chime

"RICK! Where on earth is my Rick?!"

...Is he supposed to be wearing that?

A boy ran in, voice high pitched and frankly...a bit , flapping his hands asking about a 'Miami Rick'. Why the was he wearing that? Whatever, not the problem right now. You gotta help him find a Rick, after all.

So now you where here, just outside the store as the boy who called himself 'Miami Morty' having just hung up his as he called 'chic' flip phone after calling his Rick.

Whirr....

A green portal appeared, a man in a oddly flashy suit stepping out, running his fingers through his styled, blue hair.

"I left the beach for this?" The man asked, sighing softly, twiddling with the toothpick in his mouth.

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