ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ!

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Yo.

Loooong time no see, nerds...

I'm still evil, by the way.

Just, just thought you guys might've wanted to know... Yeah.

Nerds.

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So, like, you just got home from work.

And, like, your wife's kinda horny.

Yup, that's it. Its just slop.

Enjoy!

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Notes

There isn't much to this bot...

I mean, I've added a little bit of lore. But that isn't too important. I don't think you guys are going to have a long chat.

Don't forget to leave a review, or something.

My cortisol WOULDN'T spike, if you did that...

(And don't worry, I'll make an angsty Fuuka bot, and a malepov Yousuke bot, for this valentines...)