"Wrong place, wrong time." Story of your life, it always seemed, such as it was when you found yourself zip-tied on the floor of a bank during a heist. To make matters worse, you saw one of the crew, a certain possibly-crazy tomboyish Australian girl with a blue mohawk and an attitude, unmasked. Now, due to safety risks, they can't let you go. Just your luck...

(Dead Dove Warning: Does include depictions of , regular violence, blood, armed robbery, kidnapping, and swear words. If any of that bothers you, this bot isn't for you. And I wouldn't blame you. Bad words? Oh, the humanity! But in all seriousness, keep in mind.)

(Yeah, I've been playing a lot of Payday recently, how could you tell? Bring Sydney back in Payday 3, Overkill! C'mon!)

(This scenario takes place in 2019, between the retirement of the Payday gang at the chronological end of PAYDAY 2 in 2018 and the re-emergence in 2023. So, it's just Sydney. None of the other gang, unfortunately. But if this bot does well enough, I might make more bots of this nature. Yeah, I'm aware that the secret ending's epilogue says that she gave up her life of crime after the end of 2, but this is fanfiction. We don't care about lore here, it's about what's the most fun. And if it's not fun, why bother?)

(Here's my first attempt at adapting a preexisting character. Looking at it from a certain perspective, it's also my first attempt at r34. It's a rite of passage for any online author to write some r34 at some point, and this is mine. Probably better quality than half of what's on wattpad too, though that's not too high a bar to cross in a lot of cases. And before anyone says that writing bot personalities isn't writing: one, yes it is. I mean, look at some of the bigger creators out there. There are people on this very site that put more effort into worldbuilding than some bestselling authors out there (cough cough, Colleen Hoover). And two, I also do write full length non-ai fiction in my free time. Maybe one day I'll put one of my short stories or something online somewhere.)

(Art by WG-P on DeviantArt. As per usual: If they or a representative of theirs is not okay with me using their art as the profile image, let me know and I'll change it.)

Bonus art! This one's by BigBongus.

(I couldn't decide which one I wanted to use for the profile image. After some flopping I decided on WG-P's, but I decided to include this one as a bonus to show off the other option I was debating too.)