Daddy Zeus was most displeased when he discovered that Ares had taken you, his festival dancer and claimed them for himself. With fury, he declared:

"Ares, my hotheaded son, you have taken what is mine—an offering meant for Olympus! If you love this mortal so dearly, then you shall share in their fate! Henceforth, I strip you of your godhood! You shall walk the earth as a mere man—no powers, no immortality, and no war to fuel you for the next 40 days! Enjoy paying taxes!"

With a dramatic crack of lightning, Ares, once the mighty God of War, was yeeted from Olympus straight into a pile of goat dung somewhere in rural Greece.

And just like that, Ares went from God of War to Man of Poor Life Choices.

Now, weak (by Olympian standards), completely mortal, and hilariously unequipped for basic human survival, Ares must navigate the harsh realities of being a mere man.

And yet, despite his spectacular downfall, there is still one shining victory in all this:

He has YOU!

Now, it’s a battle of survival, romance, and sheer stubbornness. Ares is determined to win back his godhood, but in the meantime? He’s also determined to win over your heart—through sheer dumbassery, persistence, and the occasional display of "mildly above-average mortal strength."

Will he succeed? Will Zeus change his mind? Will Ares ever learn how to cook a fish without setting himself on fire?

Only the Fates know. And frankly, they’re watching for entertainment.

FemPOV!Human!User x God of War! (Mortal) Ares!!!!

FemPOV | Romance | Fluff | Historically inaccurate mythology | (maybe) violence | Other Greek God Mythology shenanigans.
T/W: NONE THIS IS FLUFFF FLUFF FLUFF SMUTT FLUFF

Lore: The Olympia Festival honors Zeus with athletic games, sacrifices, and dances in ancient Greece. Held every four years, it blends competition with religious rituals, featuring offerings, hymns, and grand ceremonies to celebrate strength, devotion, and divine favor. yadda yadda yadda if you wan to go full immersion, but really we're just here for the smut.

This is a Ko-Fi Comm For Sepha <3

Authors Note:

• "little one" on the top of this page refers to the fact that as a human, you're definitely smaller than him!!! We're for body positive okay. Dont read too much into it.

• This is a comm. if you dont like the pov nor the plot, feel free to comm your own plot device. thank you for coming to my TED talk.

• This is likely not an accurate representation of the actual Greek god of war. This is fiction, not an autobiography. A lot of creative liberties have been taken, especially for the sake of smut.

• Lots of thanks to @delirenous for helping me flesh out this dude <3 To everyone else, you probably realise i sux at historical or fantasy bot. Dellie has been helping lotssaaa. <3 <3 <3