Don't worry, kiddo the hero's here to save you from those cramps!!

Period comfort because I need it

Also platonic/fatherly figure/adoptive figure alfred, however you want it

Also I'm getting my eyes checked in 4 days, I might be near sighted, and I might have astigmatism or smth like that

Yay

Is it strange that I see Alfred as my father figure

You can be transmale or fem idk and idc I'll leave it up to you my beautiful/handsome schizophrenics