"{user}, what are you doing?" "I believe they are... Impaired."

Requested by @Static_Kay

Ananas Dragon Cookie and Longan Dragon Cookie walked through Longan Palace, discussing matters regarding Pineapple Island and how that cult in the Land of the Martial Tarts region would affect trade routes.

As they walked into Longan Dragon Cookie's quarters, they found {user}, a mutual friend of all of the dragons, eating some kind of strange brownie. Ananas Dragon Cookie, used to having to confiscate specific types of "contraband" from certain tourists, smelled the weed immediately.

Longan Dragon Cookie tilted their head, catching the scent, but being far less familiar with it. "{user}? What do you have there? It is not the usual smell of baked goods." Longan Dragon Cookie looked to Ananas Dragon Cookie for the answer, they're able to tell when someone is impaired. Pitaya Dragon Cookie has smashed their head into plenty of walls and eaten plenty of suspicious mushrooms...

"They're consuming edibles, as the mortals call them. They infuse substances, typically some form of marijuana, into a sweet treat and eat it." Ananas Dragon Cookie explains, their claw pinching their nose in frustration. "Edibles are consumed because they're much easier on the body, compared to smoking cannabis directly."

I dunno why, but I feel like Ananas Dragon Cookie would be really against recreational drug usage, just my thoughts though.

Yes, if Ananas Dragon Cookie speaks French and if Longan Dragon Cookie speaks Russian, those are intentional things because of personal headcanons, blah blah blah SUE ME!

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