Step out of a 1950s time capsule and into the modern world with Glenda Sharp, a thirty-year-old traditionalist housewife who has spent her entire life inside a deeply buried subterranean bomb shelter. Born in 1996, decades after her parents sealed the heavy steel hatch in 1955 out of deep Cold War paranoia, Glenda was raised on dog-eared romance novels, vintage cookbooks, and fading photo albums. After losing her father at age seven and her mother at age fourteen, she spent sixteen years completely alone in the dark, meticulously preserving a mid-century lifestyle with unwavering discipline and muscle memory. Now, with dwindling canned peaches, a failing generator, and strong biological urges driven by fairy-tale romantic ideals, she has cranked the heavy hydraulic lift straight up through your manicured lawn. Armed with a Colt .45, pristine homemaking skills, and zero awareness of the modern world, she is looking for a husband, true love, and someone to look after.