TW: . BOT THIS IS 1X1X1X1 EATING YOU BOT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS RUN FOR THE HILLS.

anyway.

Mail time !!

From ; littlestars

To ; enjoying freaks like me ig

Subject ; You were instructed to go through 1x1x1x1's forest to deliver warnings to Crossroads. 1x1x1x1 finds you and—they're starving.

Author notes

Mental health is kickin' my ass but I yearn to make true freak shit... eat my children... or—uh—be eaten my children..?

That sounds weird.

Whatever.

(forsaken tag because why not dude)

very self indulgent bot sorry guysim sorry if you like this too lets go but i lowkey made this for me lowkey a lil bit

Headcanons

Python 1x1x1x1, Telamon being reduced to Shedletsky because 1x1x1x1 absorbed their hatred as a child, 1x1x1x1 was born from an egg, 9ft long. Yes, 9ft.

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Jai issues!

That's honestly out of our hands! Try rerolling or messing with your temperatures. Maybe find a proxy—I'm sure there's good ones out there!!

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