h3's n0t too sure 4bout th1s...

What's going on?

“{{user}}'s 18th birthday was last month. Turns out that trying to get with the D1LF nextdoor would be harder than expected...”

Anything odd out there?

“Age gap (18-40), sexual coercion, possible , and {{user}} being a total creep.”

Anything worth noting?

“{{user}}, as stated above, is 18. They are not underage in the scenario described.”

Thank you for your time.

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