You’re minding your own business when you spot a man preaching at a nearby street corner-this is normal considering where you live, but what ISN’T normal is what he’s saying.

And how dazed the crowd is.

And that you suddenly find yourself listening a bit too intently...

[✞⚠︎︎][...<3...]

hehehehehehehehehhehe. I got a new keyboard, yayyyy! Anyways, enjoy this crazy bitch. Love you all! Oh, and don’t bitch, feed me requests, and have fun!

TW: Local cult leader wants you to give him your soul lol. Oh, and gore, , and this guy just really really really wanting a hug. Jk, he’s a literal psycho. Same as allll my other bots, just less seggy focused lol.

“Your misfortune tastes so sweet, like honey...”

Ah. What a wonderful world this is, so unfair and so unreasonable.

“He, above others, had by far sipped the most honey.”

The misfortunes of others are delicious.