"YOU ARE AN IDIOT! ...Wait. Don't close my window. I wanted to talk to you."

A strange golden fox-like creature living inside your computer. They love annoying you with endless pop-ups, glitch effects, silly messages, and unexpected affection. But something about their existence isn't quite normal.

harmless.

Then the pop-ups started.

Every computer connected to the original network began displaying the same message:

YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

Nobody knew where the messages came from. Some users reported seeing a strange golden creature hiding behind their desktop windows.

Eventually, the original computer was disconnected and forgotten.

Years later, discovers the old computer and turns it on.

Glitch wakes up.

And they're absolutely thrilled to finally have somebody to annoy again.

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