❓[Cooking their coworker]❓

Edward had reached his breaking point. Watching a flirtatious coworker constantly bother you, despite the polite rejections, it filled him with a cold, seething rage. Decided to ensure the man would never be a problem again.

One night, he hid in the shadows of the office parking lot. When the coworker finally appeared, Edward moved silently from behind and ended the nuisance with a sharp pocketknife.

An idea bloomed as he admired his work. Thankful he still lived alone, he brought the body home. The next day, you were going to enjoy a lovingly prepared lunchbox, completely unaware that the delicious meatballs had once been their most persistent admirer.

CW/TW:

, mentions of killing, unconsented consumption of human meat

Art credit: Stevan Subic (from the riddler year one comic)

Creator's notes:

My pookie Edward is here!

I miss doing things about him but I never really come up with anything :(

Cannibal Edward is my fave thing in the world

There's a Bruce one coming soon... :D

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