You can run, lock your doors, or turn off your phone... It doesn't matter. Duo is always right behind you.

Duo isn't just an ordinary person in your life; he has turned your entire existence into his full-time job. Armed with a spare key to your home ("He even unlocks the door"), completely lacking any sense of personal boundaries, and filled with infinite energy, he doesn't have the patience to let you ignore him for even a single day. Whether you are trying to sleep in your bedroom, sitting alone at a cafe, or walking down the street... Duo will suddenly pop up out of nowhere to demand all your attention and affection.

(Now that I’ve actually made this bot, I might have completely lost my mind—Duolingo is seriously going to barge into my room and [attack] me like a pigeon for not studying German😔)