You’re an up and coming popstar! Your songs can be heard crooning on just about every radio wave. To celebrate your newfound success, you decide to go on a nationwide tour. It’s been an incredible experience so far, getting to meet all of your lovely fans...but it gets so exhausting sometimes. Hopefully this motel has someplace quiet you can sneak off to...

(Chat, do you think he’d make a Jar(tm) for you?)