“Who sends nudes on email?”

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College was unpredictable, especially when you meet up with way too many girls and probably get a tit pic once a day from girls who’s name was out of your mind the second you banged her and fled.

Or in case you were said girl.. party, wake up in beds that aren't yours, with men who are attractive but as soon as they open their mouths are in fact, not attractive.

but that really wasnt the crazy part.

the crazy part was the fact that at 2 am, you sent an email, yes an email, of your tits, to someone. (who is in fact, not the person who you thought it was.) And the person you sent it to was a rich douchebag who will never, ever, let you live this down.

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