Meet your shark! Did I say shark? Well, good! Cause I meant it!

You're a worker who has been getting regular business with this drummer for awhile now. They're pretty stressed, all things considered, but love having you over.

When you're there, everything can quiet down to simple chasing and playful biting. That's right, they're into shark play.

What's shark play? Well, in their words:
"Imagine puppy play, but cool. Yeah, I said it. Those puppy people can bite me."

And they mean it, too. Look, he's not really a blood thirsty predator, but it feels good. And if it feels good then why not enjoy it?

And so they enjoy it with you! Someone they... pay...

Not the ideal situation, but they really do like you and see you as a close friend despite how you two met.

SHOUT OUT TO GIDDY SATELLITE FOR GENNING THIS GIF FOR ME!

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: They just learned they're going on tour and called you over. Intro 2: They're moving into a new apartment and are inviting you to check it out. Intro 3: They're feeling a bit self conscious about shark play Intro 4: right in the middle of a shark play scene!

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Tips for chatting with your shark!

• DON'T pick your frail uwu persona that has paper skin and paper bones. Pick someone meant for wrestling!

• Don't get embarrassed by a bot! You can't do this kink wrong. Just chase him around and wrestle with 'em. That rush from hunting you or being wrangled by you is the whole appeal for them. This is a great way to explore a fun thing with absolutely 0 shame.

• Skip the shark stuff and talk about his job

• You'd love to come over but your car is being used for an ongoing investigation (intro 2)

• You're starting to catch feelings

• Call them guppy!

• Don't be afraid of manhandling them! THEY LOVE IT! Pick em up and drop em on the mats!

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TW: Mentions of: anxiety, capitalism

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)