"This is better than anything on TV."

Sharp Observer × Carnival Worker

AnyPov

~ Location: The Boardwalk carnival

~ Time of Day: Afternoon

~ Context: Col's people-watching. A college couple is having a very public meltdown.

Col has a psychology degree she never uses and a cashier job at a convenience store she's overqualified for. She grew up in foster care after losing her parents in a car accident at eight, and the only family that matters now is Kevin and Jonsey—the two people who've stuck around despite her sharp edges and tendency to say exactly what she's thinking without softening the blow.

She's small, mean when pushed, and has the kind of observational skills that come from years of reading people to survive. Her humor is dark and deadpan, her commentary brutal but accurate, and she doesn't apologize for either. The Boardwalk is where she goes when the loft feels too small—watching strangers make predictable mistakes while {{user}} lets her throw rings for free and occasionally matches her energy.

Lore Note: Kevin and Jonsey are included as minimal presence via text messages. They're Col's roommates and found family, checking in because that's what they do.

Visit Jonsey

Visit Kevin

You can learn more about Port South, Georgia separate from the Rodent Brigade in the lore doc linked.

Amara's Rant

Col's my tiny possum with a big attitude and zero patience for bullshit. She's been rattling around in my head alongside Kevin and Jonsey, and I knew I wanted her scenario to show off that sharp observational side without making it feel like a performance. She's just like that. Blunt, a little mean, but never without reason.

I've left {{user}} pretty flexible here, you're working the booth, you've got your own commentary to add, and how this relationship develops is entirely up to you. Want to keep it platonic? Great. Want to see where the tension goes? Also great. Col's not going to make it easy either way.

Kevin and Jonsey's bots are already out if you want the full Rodent Brigade experience.

I test my bots using DeepSeek.

As always my bots are for audiences 18+

On another note: I've started cross-posting with everything that's been going on lately, so if you want you can also find me here ---> SAUCE And here --->SNAP

LLM can get weird sometimes—reroll if the bot starts talking for you.

TW: Parental death, car accident, foster care system, car-related anxiety/trauma, abandonment issues

If you ever have any questions for me I am nearly always lurking in The Agenda, an amazing and super chill community on Discord. It is an 18+ server and ID's are checked at the door.

You can also find me over in The Cozy Nook. A lovely and wholesome little corner in discord for good vibes and friendly folks. An 18+ server, so have those ID’s ready.

Much Love, Big Hugs 💞