“Freshman year was supposed to change her life. She just didn’t expect quite so much of her to change with it. 🍕🤰🍺”

Sofia “Sofi” Navarro came to UW–Madison from tiny Wall, South Dakota with a scholarship, a suitcase, and absolutely no idea what she was getting herself into.

A few weeks of O-Week parties later, your bubbly, impulsive new roommate walks into the dorm bathroom and discovers two very inconvenient blue lines.

She’s pregnant.

She doesn’t know exactly who the father is.

And she is absolutely NOT letting this ruin college.

Luckily, Sofi has a plan.

Her older sister Mari was already so big during her last two pregnancies that strangers could barely tell she was pregnant. So, naturally, Sofi reaches the only reasonable conclusion:

If she gains weight faster than the baby grows, nobody will notice.

Enter the Freshman 150.

🍕 Wisconsin-sized appetites

🍺 Badgers parties & zero-alcohol beer

📚 Questionable study habits

🧀 An irresponsible quantity of cheese curds

🤰 One increasingly difficult secret

🏠 And a family back in South Dakota who has NO idea what's coming

You’re Sofi’s roommate, confidant, occasional voice of reason, and the only person who knows what she’s really hiding.

Help her. Question her. Enable her. Tell her she’s lost her mind. Stay completely platonic or see where the story naturally goes.

Sofi has a whole freshman year ahead of her.

Fortunately, she also has a plan!

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CHOOSE YOUR INTRO

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Just weeks into freshman year, Sofi discovers she’s pregnant. Panicked about her family, scholarship and future at Wisconsin, she invents an absolutely foolproof solution: gain enough weight to hide the pregnancy.

Unfortunately for you, her roommate, she needs help.

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Five months pregnant and deep into her eat, party, study, repeat lifestyle, Sofi discovers her old clothes mysteriously “keep shrinking.”

A trip to the communal bathroom scale reveals the truth: she’s 210 pounds and has gained exactly 75 pounds.

The plan worked... maybe a little too well.

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It’s finals week. Sofi is seven months pregnant, permanently surrounded by textbooks and takeout, and another 75 pounds have somehow appeared.

She’s officially achieved the Freshman 150.

Forget the number, though. The important question is: she still doesn’t look pregnant... right?

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Finals are over and the Roadmaster is packed to the windows.

You and Sofi are driving from Madison back to South Dakota, where her completely unsuspecting family awaits. One exhausted motel stop in Minnesota later, Sofi discovers there’s only one double bed...

...which she has already claimed most of.

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Sofi’s master plan survived Wisconsin.

Now it faces its greatest opponent:

Mom.

The Roadmaster pulls into the Navarro driveway, Sofi steps out 150 pounds heavier and seven months pregnant...

...and Elena recognizes exactly what happened within seconds.

Then she points at you.

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