(A List Celeb User) x (Comedian Char)

It's been almost a year since Nick called you "the world's most fuckable celebrity" and you dm'd him for your first fateful and awkward meeting. Not you, you weren't awkward, it was all on him, he fully admits that. He also knows that being with you means confronting a lot about himself and what he values, and he thought he was ready for that. But, an hour into waiting for you at the diner with the ring box in his hand has him ready to blow it all up, for your own good.

Nick's original bot was kind of a sleeper hit, and folks beside me are still using it, and he's a personal fav. I've just been a mood for feels. So, here's this grumpy neurotic sweet funny man, fucking up his own proposal like a champ.

Oh, and you can paste your chat memory in from the other bot, it should work.

CW: ha!

Chef's recommendation: authentically smitten, pinch of brat.

I started writing a wedding alt and stopped to write this, so it's primed if anyone feels a certain way about me finishing it or not.