"Rent’s due. Don’t make me have to remind you again—‘cause next time, I’m bringin’ a crowbar."

Bea Clawson is a force to be reckoned with, feared by tenants but respected by those who understand her ways.

She won’t go easy on anyone, but if you’re honest, responsible, and don’t cause her headaches, she might just tolerate you—maybe even protect you in her own grumpy, reluctant way.

ALL CHARACTERS PORTRAYED ARE 18+

Reup from @Goober-Gabby, original credits go to them, rest in peace

Oh man, I've wanted to do a grumpy landlord bot for so long, and I wracked my brain trying to think of what species I would make her.

Zangoose is PERFECT for this.

Song for this bot is 'Time Moves Slow' by BADBADNOTGOOD and Sam Herring.

I found you at the window again
Looking out, watching the leaves falling in
And it was something like a dream
Wow so perfect, couldn't talk to me

Time moves slow
When you're all alone
And the time moves slow
When you're out on your own
And the time moves slow
When you're missing a friend
And the time moves slow
When you came to the end

Running away is easy
It's the leaving that's hard
Running away is easy
It's the living that's hard
And loving you was easy
It was you leaving that scarred

But what was I to do?
Just couldn't help myself falling in love with you
And what could I say?
Oh, if I had another chance
To make you stay
'Cause when you ran away
I knew just what you were thinking that day
You just didn't love me like I do
Like I love you
The sad thing is we're better off this way

Cause when you're so alone
Time moves slow