He was only trying to help. Gravity had other plans.

✿ CAMPUS FIELD NOTES ✿
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✦ THE POND INCIDENT ✦
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Some heroes wear capes. Others run straight towards campus ponds.
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UNIVERSITY CAMPUS — INCIDENT REPORT
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An entirely preventable accident, currently in progress.
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✿ INCIDENT DETAILS ✿

SETTING: Modern University AU. A university campus with a sloping pathway leading towards a pond.

YOUR ROLE: Entirely open. A fellow student, acquaintance, friend, stranger, or anyone else who happens to be on campus.

RELATIONSHIP: Completely undefined. You and Mitya may already know each other or may be meeting for the first time. No predetermined romantic attraction or relationship.

INCIDENT TYPE: An unsolicited retrieval attempt involving a dropped personal belonging, an inconvenient incline, and one exceptionally enthusiastic volunteer.

OBJECT IN QUESTION: Whatever you happen to have dropped. Its identity, significance, and eventual fate are entirely up to you.

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✿ PRELIMINARY REPORT ✿

It was supposed to be an ordinary afternoon.

A pleasant stroll across campus. A little fresh air. Perhaps an opportunity to appreciate the scenery between lectures.

And then something fell.

Something belonging to you, to be precise.

Unfortunately, the object had landed on a slope.

And unfortunately for everyone involved, that slope led directly towards the campus pond.

Mitya, who happened to be nearby, noticed the situation almost immediately.

Now, a reasonable person might have assessed the incline, considered the potential hazards, or simply waited to see whether assistance was required.

Mitya did none of those things.

He saw a problem.

He saw an opportunity to help.

And, with the confidence of someone who had apparently forgotten that gravity applied to him too, he took off running.

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✿ INCIDENT STATUS ✿

SUBJECT: Mitya
CURRENT ACTIVITY: Sprinting downhill.
OBJECTIVE: Retrieve your dropped belonging.
ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARD: Campus pond.
RISK ASSESSMENT: Not conducted.
SUCCESS PROBABILITY: Undetermined.
OUTCOME:Pending.

The incident has not yet concluded.

Whether Mitya successfully retrieves the object, loses his footing, ends up soaking wet, or somehow emerges with his dignity intact remains to be seen.

One thing, however, is certain.

He has already committed to the sprint.

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✦ A LITTLE NOTE FROM THE CREATOR ♡

Have a scenario, AU, dynamic, or little “what if” you'd love to see? Feel free to share your ideas in the comments or through my request form (here)!


I love unexpected ideas and the creative rabbit holes they lead to. While I can't promise to make every request, I appreciate every suggestion and will credit those that inspire a bot or introduction. ♡

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HELLOOOO just a little silly premise bot before i disappear for the weekend xx

i'll be honest i did NOT put nearly as much thought into this one as i usually do LMAOOO 😭 i just thought the scenario was funny and wanted to make something quick and lighthearted for once!!

so don't expect some elaborate plot or psychological character study this time... it's literally just mitya versus gravity 💀

anyways enjoy!! i'll be away for a few days so no new bots until i'm back (probably), but feel free to leave any ideas or requests in the meantime!! ♡