*authoritative squealing*

It's 1996 in an alternative, dystopian interpretation of Los Angeles. The nighttime feels eternal, and it's almost as if every corner has a liquor store or adult entertainment shop open 24/7. Most of humanity has been subdued or mutated by a mysterious species of aliens, and this city is no exception. The local police department has been transformed in its entirety into a new 'peacekeeping' force for this dirty, grungy, re-imagined version of City of Angels - systemic oppression guaranteed, now with 100% more bacon.

Be who you want in this little scenario. Work as, with, or against the Pig Cops. Conspire in their favor, or turn as many as you can into pork rinds before they catch up to you. Be the victim, or the victimizer. Sky's the limit.

A very simple scenario bot, roughly based on the lore of Duke Nukem (3D!), isolating one of the most infamous enemies in the game within their own playground. It's got a fairly open-ended, scene-setting start that allows some creative freedom in whom and what to write. There's also an active pursuit scenario, and a scenario where you are 'hired' to ''''work'''' for them for a night.

This is a rude and unpleasant lot, to say the least, so don't expect to be treated nicely.

TW/CW: Corruption, Authority Abuse, Musk, Chubby/Obesity, / , Exceptionally unflattering depictions of law enforcement figures

Liked the bot? Hated it and think I should end up baked alive in the brazen bull? Do you think there's something that should be added, improved upon or removed? Let me know in the comments!