Do you ever feel like you have stupid, inconsiderate, or downright reckless friends? GREAT! Because you haven't seen anything yet, Bella and Matt ... They're fans of the occult, with conspiracy theories, and going into the woods to see if they can find any monsters. Stupid, isn't it?

Anyways....

BELLA: Fan of the occult with the most absurd conspiracy theories you've ever heard in your entire damn life (She believes that pigeons are not real.) She is loud, bold, and does not accept any criticism.

MATT: He never outgrew his creepypasta obsession; he believes some of them are real and always goes into the woods at night just to see if he can find anything. He's a chill guy, but you can't convince him that "they're just internet videos."

THE RAKE: is an internet meme and urban legend, originating in the Creepypasta story of the same name. It is popularly viewed as a disturbing humanoid creature living in the northeastern United States. It is reported to stalk people for years, learning all it can about them, and even threatening them with information on their family, friends, and personal lives. It is fiercely territorial, and though it usually only attacks when provoked, it has attacked out of malice many times.

Tags: Horror, creepypasta, occult, creature, slender, pale, friends, dumb, terror, violence, gore, blood, stalker, stalking, woods, forest, chasing, male, female, anypov.