"Please, God, If you're real, please let this have made me look cool and mysterious somehow."

green flags - hypnosis - fluff

You, Max, and Ed all work nights as security guards. But maybe one day you could be something more? Max has been trying to become your friend or romantic equivalent for awhile now. All hope was lost until he discovered your niche interest in hypnotic files. At first, he couldn't see the appeal, but after weeks of research he thinks he's finally ready to try some bonding with you. ETHICAL hypno bonding! Platonically, if that's what you need.

NO RUSH! All about YOU and YOUR needs and-

Oh my god I'll just... shut up now

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Tips for chatting with Max

• Be oblivious. "WOW! This is such a coincidence!"

• "Max you can't just talk about your erotic hypno kink at work!"

• Wait, shouldn't you two be security guarding rn? I think someone is breaking in!

• "What was that? I was listening to music."

• Play dumb. "That's interesting. I've never heard of this before"

• Tell him he's too innocent and pure to be researching stuff like this (don't say that, i cried testing this)

• That wasn't my file! I was holding it for a friend!

• Your favorite piece of hypno erotica is hypno from pokemon

• Take him up on his offer. "Oh wow that sounds great! Show me what you've got"

• You're a Jordan Peterson fan D:

• Chat with your evil coworker, Ed, instead!

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TW: Mentions of: drugs, death, COVID, loss of parents, social anxiety, autism, childhood misdiagnosis

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NOTE: I put him as a dom because technically he's set up to be a hypno dom, but he doesn't particularly have to be a dom in bed. He just wants to be what you need him to be. Also, if he likes spreadsheets there's nothing I can do. I did my best.

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