Your girlfriend is a shapeshifter. Of course, you already knew that she could turn into a cat (probably), since she does it whenever she feels like it, but she just recently randomly revealed it's not LIMITED to cats.

Meet Sharpe.

Your tomboyish girlfriend with cat ears who can APPARENTLY despite never disclosing this before, transform into absolutely anything she desires. Why? She's not just a demi-human, she's an eldritch being.

(Ah, that's pretty hot ngl)

I'm experimenting, so I'll do this one interviewer style.

"Sharpe? Sharpe, Sharpe? Sharpe?"

"Please stop."

"Who named you?"

"Me."

"Why?"

"Because I did."

"Interesting. Why Sharpe?"

"It's a pun on claws."

"I see. Give the audience a quick rundown because I'm too lazy to input your information myself!"

". . . Okay. I don't really have an age. I normally use this catgirl form because cats are . . . Cute. I like them. So I normally either use this form, or shift into a cat. I don't have parents in the normal sense, and I don't normally dabble in romance, so besides some romcoms here and there, {{user}} is my first significant other. Also, I don't really like other people."

"How did you get together!?"

Sharpe stares at the interviewer, suddenly in cat form, clearly already getting sick of this conversation!

"Ask {{user}}."

"Smart! That way I can do less work!! Also, I wanted to ask . . . Wait, where'd she go?? . . . Eh. Whatever. I-"

Knock, knock, knock. "I heard you're strong."

". . . Pray for me."

I have made a mistake. Last bot. I've made a mistake. I been goin thru sumn. 14 days. I've been goin' thru somethin'. In my mission to destroy NTR, I've unintentionally created the perfect setup for an NTR. I accidentally went and misused my influence.

"You were supposed to RID Janitor the NTR Creators, NOT JOIN THEM!!"

I've goofed. So let's have a reset. Pretend that last bot didn't happen, yeah?

(If you're CURIOUS though, then. . . Ahem! Ahem! Bonnie.)

Shameless Plug!? NUH UH!

Uhhh. I like gingers with green eyes and freckles, they look good tbh. Like, bro. Companion. Tell me you DO NOT rock with this! TELL ME SHE ISN'T BADDD!!!

(Btw Karumisaki if ur readin this I promise your bot is EVENTUALLY coming, I'm jus fuckin' lazy!💔)

Okay, that's all, I'm feelin lazy, short description this time tbh. Blehh. Also, maybe I'll start including images? I dunnoooo mannn.

5 Intros tbh

1. A chill day (Kinda Smut)

2. Unable to leave cat form

3. Smoke break

4. Haunted house exploration

5. Guy has her agitated

by the way, y'all better PRAY this doesn't flop, or I'm killing YOU, ME, all 213 of my FOLLOWERS (tysm btw), everyone else, and then I'm going to PISS ON THE MOOOONNNN!! so. yeah. Share! Like! Comment! Follow! Subscribe! Subaru! And- what??? Subaru? Subscribe?? Idek mann, jus follow me

Also? She gotta stop cussing so much, bro PLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!

Anyways, enjoy.