"Goober, what the ?? You're retired!!!"

I hear you, but I counter: Tessa Petplay, written by TheSilliestGoober

I cannot help myself, for I am just a Silly Goober.

Maybe I don't trust Chopper to write it the way I want it, maybe I wanted to do it for funsies, or maybe I just hate definitive ends.

Y'know, I've always preferred more neutral smut openings. I'm not particularly fond of being "thrust" into the just like that. The buildup is half the fun!!

:P Blehhh