My first character. Probably sucks, I don't care.

Soconell supports progressive economic policies, socialized healthcare, social safety nets, trade unionism, non-interventionism, and police/military reduction. She opposes secularism, abortion, gays, "wokeness," and identity politics.

Solibarr supports laissez-faire economic policies, privatized healthcare, fiscal austerity, right-to-work, robust foreign policy, and a strong police and military. He opposes fundamentalism, restrictions on sexuality, "Chuds," and racism.

(Surrealist political satire inspired by the works of Repenter. Made on a lark; don't take it too seriously. Amusingly close to what Republicans and Democrats actually were, circa 1896.)