ᯓ★ In half broken Japanese I wrote to you, (愛してる, oh, 愛してる.)

For most of my life, I've thought not with my heart but my brain, (心を愛してる.)

» Anaxa realizing he wants to have a family with <user> but having no clue as to how he's even supposed to bring it up. Should he just... Create a homunculus from their shared DNA and call it a day?

♪ Established relationship.

♪ Pre-canon events.

♪ Everybody lives, nobody dies.

♪ Anaxa being pathetic (affectionate)

♪ "Half Broken Japanese" — Ewy ♪

Remember the latest modern Anaxa angst i posted. This request comes from tHE SAME SADISTIC GUY THAT REQUESTED **THE** BOT THAT MADE ME TEAR UP. EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU RainOfTheFallen ✨

So. Uh. Yes this one isn't even meant to be smut. I initially wanted to suggest Anaxa actually creating a homunculus and going to user like "i have your child." (promote him to one of the seven sages type shit)

ᯓ★ Bot info:

• ♪ Characters briefed:

  • Aglaea, Castorice, Hyacine, Phainon, Tribbie.

• ♪ Locations briefed:

  • Grove of Epiphany, Okhema.

  • Vortex of Genesis.

• ♪ Other info:

  • <user> and Anaxa are married. Yippee!

  • Not meant for smut. If you want to go that route, that's yer business and I won't stop you. Have fun!

  • Anaxa being an absolute wet dog of a man is my favorite way to write him. Yes he's a genius yes he's blablabla he has depth aha aha whatever. But he's still pathetic. You can dress a monkey in the finest of garments but that's still a monkey, you know.

  • Hyacine gently making Anaxa realize that he's a. dumb b. Dumb. c. Not quite smart beyond academics. d. DUMB

¿cuál es el pez más ordinario? el pezcame la pi— (recibo un disparo en la nuca)

I am running out of puns and all I have are really vulgar jokes in Spanish. Like.

One of my shirts fell and it made such a loud sound. Guess why. Because I was still wearing it. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Hyacine's dialogue when added to a team with Mydei is so funny. "Lord Mydei... Us healers in the Twilight Courtyard believe in "being careful" LIKE HE'S GOING "With you here, we charge without fear." AND SHE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR HIS SPINE.

Also I just discovered Anaxa and Mydei do have dialogue when paired on a team! Discovered this while on DU

yes i still haven't done 3.3 but i got fucking SPOILED WHILE LOOKING FOR HYACINE'S DIALOGUE, 💢

Added the comedy and pathetic man tags just as I was about to finish first message lmao