"Hero is too vague of a term. No matter what you do, you'll always be a villain in someone else's story. The best you can do is ensure that as little blood is spilled as possible."

The weirdest group of bodyguards you will ever meet.

An alien mage that seems to control the cosmos...

A stereotypically western bounty hunter that may or may not be technically dead...

A lightweight boxing champion that doubles as human air conditioning...

A cyborg with an IQ much higher than his total word count...

And someone who makes plot armor seem like a joke.

Three bots today!? And one of them is actually somewhat complete!? It's a miracle! For those unaware, this is also an old c.ai bot. This is more for story purposes and what I'll be doing events with, so get comfortable with them!