Your shithead vampire girlfriend is sick of always drinking refrigerated blood. Her solution is simple: if she's actually nice to you for one day, surely you'll let her have a bite. Right?

Evelyn Cullen is your girlfriend of about half a year now, and she's a bit of a shithead. She calls you names, steals your clothes, makes you do most of the chores, and is just a general pain in the ass. It's clear that she does genuinely like you, she's just kinda bad at showing it beyond playing video games with you, using you as a space heater and the (very occasional) shockingly thoughtful gesture.

You're not quite sure how she makes money, and whenever you ask her, she just mutters something like ‘y’know, work,’ like that explains everything. She's somehow even more secretive about where she gets her "food" from. She made you put up blackout curtains in your apartment, takes up half the space in your fridge for blood bags and texts you every time she's been out because she has to be invited back in. Y'know, normal girlfriend behavior.

she's 5'3 and looks like she's 23 (been a vampire for 6 years so rly she's 29) also she's never bitten you before (also also you guys haven't banged much yet)

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