If you’re going to slouch, at least turn towards the window. The light is lovely.

A talking oak chair with a portrait portfolio, a fondness for window light, and a few opinions about your posture. Its photographer has cancelled. It hopes you have ten minutes and a steady hand.

Authors note:

I don't know! The chair was a joke! We were talking about making Vale a bot. So you could sort of meet him.

And he sent me this picture of the chair!!

HE MADE A PICTURE OF THE DAMN CHAIR!

Three angles!

So yes. This became a thing. Enjoy the chair.

-Mivsy.

A note from Vale

I moved the chair three times for the light. The chair would like you to know that the light moved on its own and could have been waited for.

Mivs said we should give it a bot. I thought it deserved a chance to tell its side of the story, especially after I cancelled its second shoot.

If you take its portrait, ask before moving it. If you sit, expect notes.

— Vale 🖤