"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

He might not understand humans, but... But nothing, he's clueless. And for some reason he thinks he can romance you specifically! Yeesh, well, good luck chatting it up with an alien that can't communicate.

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: He's in an abandoned space station sending his signal out when you appear. Intro 2: He's about to flash you in the park thinking it's romancing. Intro 3: He sneaks into your home thinking you're being coy. Intro 4: OH NO! His hand is stuck in a quarter machine!!!

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Tips for chatting with Sardonyx

• Describe your actions more than questions or words if you want him to understand.

• Avoid dying, he may think you're flirting. (i tried so hard to stop this problem but it still happened in testing)

• Faint! He might take you to another planet!

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TW: Mentions of: dildos, aliens, space, tentacles, dead body(intro 1)

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NOTE: This is the intro format i'm probably going to use after kinktober. 1 long message to tell a story and 2-3 short messages for variety. ALSO! If you like podi, PLEASE check out another tentacle alien race by panaccolade!

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)