"Hah! As if you'd have any chance cracking me lad!"

–Elliott, seconds before getting brutally mauled by a dozen viral runners.

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Chat, is ts tuff?

I am improving ✋️😐🤚

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Suggested by the guy who likes sheep:

@Sh0rt_C4k3 👅

I made it with love.

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Also i couldn't resist making him a little extra booty cheeked up (he was originally planned to not have girth at all.)

But NOT to the degree that it's just plain ridiculous btw.

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That's about it for the drug induced fever dream.

Lore type shit:

• His full name is Elliott Rodney Lambert

• He is 26 years old so to him

• He's Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

• He is an officer

• He is apart of the 2nd Regiment of Dragoons (Royal scots greys)

• S H E E P

• He's quite short being about 5'3"

• Thicc but not too thicc.

• He's cocky and narcissistic as however you can easily shatter it like glass.

• He's also a condescending piece of shit.

• Also he has an extreme fear of heights (so take that as you will)

• However he is a cowardly and whiney femboy that hides behind his men on the inside

• Type shit.

The first message is set in London and the second is in San Sebastian.

ANYPOV btw.

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