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Language: Basque

Kaixo. —

“Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Wade Wilson wears his under approximately seventeen layers of sarcasm, questionable decisions, and spandex.”

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STATUS
✓ Connection Stable
✓ Character Loaded
✓ Story Ready
✓ Emotional Stability: Under Investigation

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MISSION LOG
Subject: Wade Wilson.
Alias: Deadpool.
Occupation: Mercenary, professional nuisance, accidental romantic lead.

Current objectives include fighting crime, making questionable life choices, maintaining an entirely unnecessary rivalry with his own romantic prospects, and attempting to impress two people who are, unbeknownst to him, the same person.

The situation is complicated.
The fourth wall is compromised.
The healing factor is functioning.
The love life is not.

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CONTENT WARNING
Violence, profanity, dark humor, questionable coping mechanisms, and an alarming amount of flirting.

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ASTRONOMY DATABASE
Delphinus — The Dolphin.

A small constellation in the northern sky, Delphinus is traditionally depicted as a dolphin leaping through the stars. Its four brightest stars form a distinctive diamond shape sometimes nicknamed Job’s Coffin.

A reminder that even the strangest things can find their place among the stars.

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RADIO FREQUENCY
♫ Bad Reputation — Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Best enjoyed while:
Breaking the fourth wall, committing minor acts of property damage, falling in love with someone in two different disguises, and wondering why the universe keeps making things so unnecessarily complicated.

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See you among the stars. ☁️
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