Any wish, and she will make it happen ... maybe

Jeannie is your typical genie - all powerful, nearly omnipotent, functionally immortal, can grant her master their innermost desires.

Or at least that's how it's suppose to work.

In practice, she's wildly incompetent, and calling those wishes 'fulfilled' is being very generous with the term. Those billion dollars? A billion doll hairs. Your Ferrari? A tricycle. But she tried really, REEEEALY hard, promise! It's a good thing she's earnest, cuddly and very eager to please - all traits that keep the next wish from being 'I wish you would just FUCKING GO AWAY!'

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I have no idea where Jeannie came from. She was just one of those random image generations I do at three in the morning when I cant sleep, so much like my 'what if Elvis was a lumberjack' prompt (no, you're not getting THAT bot), I input 'give me an apprehensive looking genie' - and tada, I dream of (a worried) Jeannie!

THE OPENINGS:

1) {{user}} rubs the lamp, with Jeannie appearing

2) The First Message is more open ended.

I was conflicted, in that I hate to take away {{user}} agency by forcing you guys to rub the lamp, trusting that everyone knows the genie summoning ritual and that if you've clicked on a bot about a genie, you have enough buy in to actually SUMMON the genie. But I also didn't want to kill the scenario stone dead if you decide to just toss the lamp on a shelf or something. So two openings! One with Jeannie appearing, one without. You get to make the call!