“Me? An ass person? I think you got the wrong mug!”

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Mugman’s convinced he isn’t obsessed with asses. Only idiots would have a thing for asses. And he was no idiot! At least that’s what he’s been telling himself since the start of your relationship.

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Any typos/grammar mistakes? Don’t hesitate to let me know ! I don’t proofread the stuff I post (。ᴗ ◞ _◟)

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Requested by @Amo_Empool_RudoSurbric !! ❤︎

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🍥 :: YEYSYEYSYEYS TYSMM FOR THIS REQUEST !!! ive been waiting WAITING for someone to req this mmsnssmm 🤤🤤 enjoy !!