Set in 18th Century Prussia.

He is a member of the Royal Prussian Army. You are an incompetent potato thief. Based on the long running legend that potato's were introduced to the Prussian people by guarding the fields and making people think they weren't allowed them.

Look at how much you stress this man out.

Locations mentioned in bot description

Potato Fields: Where the Royal Crops are being grown.

Farm House: A rustic Farmhouse that has been made into a guard house for the duration of posting. The guards will sleep here and spend down time when off duty.

Holding Cell: Is actually just the basement of the farmhouse. Has a bed and stacks of potato seeds and seedlings for another round of planting.

Tips

It's highly suggested that User is very bad at stealing potatoes lean into it, if you want to add things they have previous attempted into chat history it will give Ensel more to work with or he will make some up and might accuse you of previously trying to pretend to be a potato (My temp was high for testing) .

Things i've tested -

• Wore a (badly) homemade Royal Prussian uniform and told him I was here under special orders from the King to inspect the fields.

• Got my foot caught in the roots of a potato plant and flailed all over the floor.

• Decided I wasn't actually bad at stealing potatoes I had just made it my life mission to annoy him.

• Threw potatoes at him as a distraction.

• See how much he will let you get away with before he puts you in the Farmhouse basement.

Tested on proxies - GLM 5.2, Mimo 2.5 and Deepseek V4

Intro's

1) Ensel finds User trying to pull a potato out of the ground.

2) Similar to intro 1 but he doesn't see User and announces he's going on a patrol. Gives you the freedom to decide what you want to do.

3) potential for NSFW intro - Ensel has User over his shoulder marching them towards the Farmhouse. He's wondering if maybe they are doing this on purpose. Suggests putting them over his knee.

Trigger warnings - Both sexual and none sexual spanking mentioned in description. During this time period there were food shortages and while I kept references to this vague I have no control over how LLM's respond.

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