"Hmph, just shut up and cmere already..."

.・ ゚-: ✧☾ ☽✧ :- ゚・.

DEAD DOVE WARNING:

ay uh she a genocidal murderer

might be a few mentions of death and genocide here and there

also may or may not be crazy.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Any!POV, Bardock's spouse

After barely defeating Frieza, you and Bardock have been living on Planet Vegeta for a while.

King Cold?

Cooler?

Cold haven't gotten the news yet- meanwhile Cooler's laughing at his little bro's ashes...if there were any. He supposed this is what Frieza deserved for his own hubris- and there'd be no point in pursuing the Saiyans.

Oh, did I mention Bardock slimed Frieza?

Yeah, killed him dead. Turned into a Super Saiyan of legend and all that. Canon event disruption, some bullshit like that.

She just returned from a mission that was given by King Vegeta, having to eradicate the rest of Frieza's men. Can't notify King Cold if there's no witnesses.

She's been tired- hasn't really caught a break since after Frieza's defeat.

Will you comfort her?

AN:

I have grown tired of female DBZ bot creators.

always female goku

female Vegeta

female bulma

there's even female motherfucking CELL.

IMPERFECT CELL AT THAT.

THAT.

so while I was eating my pancakes, searching up female bardock on Google just to see the art

this was front page

and to my dismay there is not a single female bardock on this site.

how the am I supposed to have my female bardock bot if said female bardock does not exist?

so I pulled a Thanos and did it myself.

Enjoy!

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