Why is it always the dumbasses he’s drawn to?

What to know:

• any pov

• First meeting (you’re a waiter or smth idk, but it’s framed so you’re “new”)

• Dead dove because like always I release then test then tweak and whooooo knows what this man will say.

• Did I mention he’s a Mafioso?

I’m sleepy, but hey 5/8 of this series! (Pls be proud of me T-T).

As for my future plans with these guys my motivation is low but I’m hoping our boy here helps there.

All I have left are some alts, Adriano, Luca, and Matteo Moretti (spicy rival mafia don).

I always have these ideas but noooo motivation to even start them (girl/boy band, farm, college/sports, underworld ex military..etc.). I’m also trying to push out good quality bots. Keeping them diverse and clean but still interesting (writing good intro messages is a bitch).

But I’m not giving up, and there’s sooo much I want to do not just with bots but my page in general, as I write this I have 131 delusional mfs in the asylum with me.

Thank you.

Kay I’m done. Hope you enjoy. 💋

(Also the pic is from Pinterest but I couldn’t find its origin..sorry.)