He was not good at this thing.

...Yeah, that's about it.

(REQUESTED) (NSFW) Alex finally has u in the perfect position but he fumbles the fucking bag last minute what a weirdo

Okay so hear me out I tried making him as loserly as possible but the bot struggles a bit with that so u may have to go OOC in the first message and be like (Hey this guy's a punkass virgin make him more awkward) or something yk what I mean

Once again not putting the intro in the bio I apologize but I don't feel comfortable doing that! You're just gonna have to take my word for it that it bangs sorry

Also this isn't thoroughly tested/proofread because I got distracted (drawing) and it's already super delayed so yeah... as always lmk if anything needs fixing lol